angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

BUT GUYS.

do-he-got-tha-booty:

do-he-got-tha-booty:

Did anyone else notice the name Dean went by when he worked at the spa??

Mr. Novak.

AS IN THE LAST NAME OF THE VESSEL CAS USES, JIMMY NOVAK.

I mean he might as well have said

"Hello, I’m using my secret love’s last name because I LOVE HIM AND I WOULD DOODLE IT ON MY NOTEBOOK IF I WAS IN 6TH GRADE."

I can’t believe my stupid little post has over 11000 notes. I fucking love you guys, and our fandom.

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